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Hey, Dude, could someone like, tell me how to get the twine in the back of the Desoto, because like, I'm having problems with that giraffe necked girl... I can't seem to click the "nude" button.

You have to click the green sqeezy sex toy icon on her

That didn't work.

It didn't?

When am I going to win?!

Go upstairs.

I thought all you had to do was type "win," but some people consider that to be cheating.

I replied to every other forum topic today, why not this one?

you sir, smell of wee and poo

I went upstairs. They don't go upstairs.

Well, you see, there's actually an elevator over there. I missed it the first few times too.

Where are the buttons to work the elevator? How come when I go inside it takes me to an abortion clinic?!

I think I know what your problem is, Sean. You're watching Juno instead of playing Hit the Road. I'm finding that this is happening to more and more people as time goes on.

How do I stop the movie?

I only have some wood and gunpowder, how do I create fire without killing myself and having to load a saved game?

You have to break open the telescope and use the lens with the sun on the gunpowder. Duh!

That worked but I don't think it accomplished anything. I caused the dam to break open but it didn't fix the problem at hand, just put running water in the area.

Did you check on the guy who accidentally hung himself trying to set up a swing?

When I try to check the guy, Max complains he has to go to the bathroom, which if I don't ask the clerk soon enough, he pees down the corpse's neckhole.

I think you have to use the bigfoot hair on the dead guy before max pees.

Well I already used the hair to disguise my pubes as Conroy Bumpus!

Well you're going to have to go into the console now and duplicate the wig. It's the only workaround until they make a patch for it.

Which console? The Sega 32x?

Forget that, man. Sega Saturn is the only real choice.

I don't even remember what game I was playing or why I was trying to beat it.

I think you were playing "Try to Keep the Sam & Max Forums Alive." No one ever really wins, but sometimes you manage to scrape by.

Yeah, that game is hard. Leveling up takes forever.

Yeah, seriously. I think it might be glitched, you should be moderator by now.

Haha, I think I had that once but I lost my saved game for it. I must have corrupted the file by going through every active thread and editing people's posts to have completely different conversations than originally written amongst eachother.

And yet somehow it made the game that much more entertaining

It was like the best cockring I ever had sex with.