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Doomie 04-25-2004 04:42 PM

Hey everybody! let's start a bar fight!
Alright, there were a couple of bar fight threads in Starwars>the cantina for a while, but there were so many they were all closed down. If we keep it civil, it won't happen here. these are the rules:

1) If someone says you are down for X posts, you are down for X posts. There is no healing or potions or anything else to get you back up faster.

2) Once a person is down, they cannot be attacked & have more time down added on.

3) A person is considered down until they post again. After they repost, they are fair game.

4) Maximum number of posts to be down is 5. Generally accepted times are 2-3 posts. No one is allowed to permanently kill off someone else. (however, it is perfectly legal to kill yourself off permanently)

5) You cannot take down the entire room. Generally, the max number of people allowed to take out in one post is 2.

6) Only posts that take a legal action in the fight count towards ressurection goals. It is also a generally accepted practice of noting in your non-legal posts that, "*this does not count towards ressurrection*"

Alright, here goes. I hope someone will participate soon.
Doomgiver is sitting at the bar. He feels bored, so he grabs a chair and says: 'anyone wanna fight?'

LukeKatarn 04-25-2004 05:30 PM

Gudon Picked up a bottle of Tarisien ale and threw it towards Doomgiver doom giver is down for one post "Bar fight!"

T10 04-25-2004 06:24 PM

Marta Richmar enters the room via the gentlemens toilets, and shoots himself in the foot, bringing himself down for 0 posts, due to the fact that he's stupid and hit Gudon instead, taking Gudon down for 1 post.

Doomie 04-25-2004 07:04 PM

Doomgiver woke up and uses the chair to smash down Marta for 2 posts.

slapshot16 04-25-2004 07:48 PM

Slapshot comes up and throws a grenade, knocking doomgiver down for 2 posts.

T10 04-25-2004 08:27 PM

Marta Richmar tries to stand back up again, but he's soooooooo stupid that he forgets that he's meant to stay down for two posts, so he can't move.

slapshot16 04-25-2004 09:08 PM

Slapshot pulls out a pair of mac 11's and readies himself for action!

LukeKatarn 04-25-2004 10:32 PM

Gudon threw his chair at slapshot slapshot is down for 3 posts Gudon then stabs Marta in the arm Marta is down for 2 posts.

slapshot16 04-25-2004 11:28 PM

OCC: Lol an OCC in a bar fight but LukeKatarn Marta has not gotten up from her two post shot so you cannot hit him

LukeKatarn 04-25-2004 11:30 PM


Originally posted by slapshot16
OCC: Lol an OCC in a bar fight but LukeKatarn Marta has not gotten up from her two post shot so you cannot hit him
OOC But he was already down for two posts his two posts where up then I got him)

slapshot16 04-25-2004 11:33 PM


3) A person is considered down until they post again. After they repost, they are fair game.
OCC:He has to repost before he is considered up again. (Srry doomgiver for that break in the action.)

LukeKatarn 04-26-2004 01:08 AM

He did post

Marta Richmar tries to stand back up again, but he's soooooooo stupid that he forgets that he's meant to stay down for two posts, so he can't move.
he was down for two posts then he posted again.

F-Bomb 04-26-2004 01:52 AM

OOC: Gawd, Katarn, you can't even do this half-decent. *Rolls eyes, points at, and laughs at LukeKatarn.

IC: BeefyBoy pulls his large bulk out from under the Willek juice tap and vomits on Gudon knocking him to the floor for 3 posts. He removes his belt, holding his pants up with one hand and brandishing the belt with the other.

"Shut up, I'm starving!"

slapshot16 04-26-2004 02:01 AM

Slapshot jumps up and unloads his mac-11's on beefyboy. It hits him in the eye. he is down for 2 posts

Doomie 04-26-2004 12:39 PM

Doomgiver woke up a long time ago, but now he jumps back in! yarrr! He grabs slapshot by the nose and starts slapping him in the face! down for 1 post!

T10 04-26-2004 07:50 PM

Marta Richmar gets back up again, failing to notice the large chunk missing from his arm. Ignoring the fight around him, he heads for the bar and asks for a drink of apple juice. However, he falls back on his stool, and knocks Doomgiver over for one post. Marta then bites his fingernail, and knocks himself down for a post as well.

Oh, and, LOL Slapshot, Marta's male. He's called Marta, not Martha. :rolleyes:

LukeKatarn 04-26-2004 08:49 PM

Gudon gets back up and poops on beefboy Beefboy is down for 1 post :D .

Genghis_Khan 04-26-2004 08:55 PM

(This looks like fun)

Genghis_Khan enters the bar, look around and decides that this lot are useless.

He surprises LukeKatarn by picking him up, and chucking him at T10, knocking them both out for three posts and destroying three tables in the process.

He then makes his way to the bar, and orders himself a Cola with Ice.

slapshot16 04-27-2004 07:59 PM

OCC: Ooops srry marta sounds like a girls name... oops again lol

IC: Slapshot steps on Gengis Kahn's tow, but it's big so it knocks them both down for one post.

F-Bomb 04-27-2004 08:29 PM


BeefyBoy, who cleverly dodged being pooped on by remaining on the ground, nurses his Mac-11 wounds. He bleeds all over the ground. Making his way to the bar, he pats Doomgiver on the back, making him slide on the blood, flooring him for 1 post.

"Bartender, I'd like some fries with that shake!"

LukeKatarn 04-27-2004 09:03 PM

(Darn it I did not see that Slapsot got you)

Doomie 04-28-2004 05:28 AM

Alright, doomgiver gets back up again and grabs beefyboy's feet, causing him to fall on the ground, and slings him out of the window into the trash can, knocking him out for three posts. (and he looses his front teeth!):D

You can come back in when you wake up.

LukeKatarn 04-28-2004 11:15 AM

Gudon got back up and Punched Doomgiver Doomgiver is out for 2 posts

T10 04-28-2004 02:46 PM

Marta get's up, and starts looking in dismay at the mess now. Blood everywhere! Broken tables! And no-one's cleaned the gents in almost a week! Terrible.

Marta, being a part time cleaner, decides that he should help tidy things up. He pulls a mop out from a cupboard at the side of the room, and begins to mop up the blood. However, part way through, he spots Gudon standing around, waiting for someone to get up and challenge him (or be kocked down). So, he whacks him around the head with the mop, before heading back into the gents to clean the loo's.

LukeKatarn 04-28-2004 07:59 PM

(So am I am I out for a few posts or am I stil in the game becausa T10 never said how many posts I am out for)

F-Bomb 04-28-2004 08:40 PM

BeefyBoy squeezes back through the door and heads to the restroom to clean the blood off his face. He sees Marta Richmar mopping the floor. He grabs him by the ankles, holds him upside down, and dunks him in and out of a used (but not flushed) toilet. He is emotionally scarred and cannot do anything but utter gibberish for 3 posts. BeefyBoy slips on some blood on his way out of the restroom and hits his head on the floor. He is down for 2 posts.

VanLingo 04-29-2004 06:29 AM

Lingo walks in the door, sees the fight, and walks back out for 2 posts.

Alegis 04-29-2004 08:06 AM

Alegis walks in and slips over a banana peeling and is rendered unconcious for 5 posts

Doomie 04-29-2004 08:23 AM

Doomgiver stands in the bar with nobody left to fight, so he smashes a beer bottle on his own head and goes K.O. for 1 post.

LukeKatarn 04-29-2004 08:35 AM

Gudon wakes up and sees noone up in the bar so he walks to a tabel and bangs his head on it he is out for 2 posts.

Doomie 04-29-2004 12:33 PM

Doomgiver wakes up again, and decides to stay up this time (cuz it hurt!) He grabs a chair, smashes a table, and picks up the table leg. Then he hides behind the bar, with a bottle in his empty hand...

F-Bomb 04-29-2004 08:46 PM

BeefyBoy, refreshed from his involuntary nap in the restroom, enters the main bar area hoping to wet his whistle from all the snoring he did. He sees all the self-inflicted injuries and laughs a deep belly laugh. It shakes the room, knocking several neon beer signs from the wall on top of Doomgiver. He is both electrocuted and bludgeoned. He goes down for 2 posts.

LukeKatarn 04-29-2004 09:04 PM

Gudon walks to Beefboy and offers him a beer then kicks him in the Crot**. OUCH down for 3 posts

T10 04-30-2004 11:02 AM

Marta returns to sanity and decides that, as Beefboy just broke the only toilet, the remains are clean enough. He leave the loos, and observes the insanity of the destruction taking place. Utterly disgusted, he leaves the bar for a couple of rounds. (He basically can't shoot anyone, it's a bit like being knocked down, except he's actually up, and not really doing anything. YET!)

LukeKatarn 04-30-2004 02:35 PM

After seeing everyone gone Gudon punches himself realy hard Gudon is out for two posts)

Doomie 04-30-2004 03:13 PM

Then, Doomgiver wakes up again and he drank all the beer behind the bar. Then he needs to pee and goes to the toilet, only to find it to be broken. Since he's so drunk, he shatters it to pieces and throws the remains out of the door, hitting... Nobody, because Gudon just knocked himself out. Then, Doomgiver throws up over the body's lying on the ground, and decides to take a leak on them too. then he passes out for one post.

T10 05-01-2004 11:08 AM

Being away from the bar, Marta has no idea who's down. So, he presumes that everybody in the bar hears a strange whining noise from outside. If they'd have look out of the window, they'd have seen a 2-Seater X-Wing crash into the bar. Well, one of the seats ejected shortly before the crash, along with a little R2 unit.

The entire structure collapses, leaving only a large bar counter remaining in the pile of rubble. The only person who is hurt is Marta, who is concussed for 3 rounds.

Doomie 05-01-2004 03:42 PM

Doomgiver sees theres nobody left to fight. He also sees that it's not as much as a bar fight but more as a street fight now. He picks up a few bricks from what used to be the wall and starts juggling with them, but one falls on his head. Now it would be lame if the next one didn't have anyone to fight, so this time, Doomgiver stays up! (cheer everybody!)

LukeKatarn 05-01-2004 09:27 PM

Gudon regains conchousnes (Yeah I know I did not spell it right)and grabs the neon bar sign and throws it at doomiver luckely he did not throw it that hard so doomgiver is only out for two posts.

GlobalStrike 05-01-2004 10:35 PM

Hey everybody! let's start a bar fight!
Tale Kanisaki walks in the bar and hits Gudon over the head with a two by four. Gudon is out for 2 posts. :jawa :jawa

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