A New Year At WR.
 

My new (and less suckish) story. PART 1 of 3 (I won't use the "start a new thread" butten this time)

(Zelda runs up to her friend)

ZELDA: Okay, I'm ready to go, Gewn.
GEWN:Go where?
ZELDA: Dah, Whispering Rock.
GEWN:..ehh.. ya, about that...
ZELDA: Don't tell me. You forgot, didn't you.
GEWN: No, no. I just... can't go.
ZELDA: (begins to twich) AHH! GOD DANM!! HOW THE FREAK DID YOU FORGET?!?!
GEWN: I'm sorry. *cry*(jumps off the side of a building)
ZELDA: Oh well.(walks to the bus staition)

Later

FAT BUS DRIVER:All abored, ya phycho freaks!
ZELDA: HI YA FAT LOSER!^^
FAT BUS DRIVER: Just find a seat you noob.
ZELDA: Kay.
ZELDA: Hi Lili! Can I sit here?
Lili: (not paying attetion)...okay...noob.
ZELDA:Kay.^^
ZELDA: Hey Lili, where's Raz?
LILI: (still not paying attetion)... Huh?
ZELDA: (annoyed) WHERE IS RAZPUTIN?
LILI:..Oh. In the back.
ZELDA: Kay.
ZELDA: HI RAZZY!!
RAZ: Hi...weirdo.
FAT BUS DRIVER: We're here, ya phycho freaks!
ZELDA:YAYAY!!^^
OLEANDER: Listen up! The brain rocks and you will enter it alot!
KIDS:.........
OLEANDER: (sigh) You get to shot stuff, too.
Kids: YAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!
SASHA: Okay. Off to bed children.
KIDS:BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SASHA:....god, I hate my job.
MILLA: Ah, screw you Sasha. PARTY TIME CHILDREN!!!!!!!
KIDS: YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!

SO THEY PARTY TILL 5:00 A.M.

MILLA: (yawn) Okay, time for bed.
KIDS: ...okay.(go to bed)
ALARM: DINGGGGGGGGGGG!!
ZELDA: YAYAYAY!!! TIME FOR CLASS!!!! ^^
RAZ:*cough. NOOB. cough*
ZELDA: ^^
SASHA: Okay, time for class.
KIDS: ............
SASHA:...oh god, I hate this job.YOU GET TO SHOT STUFF!!!
KIDS: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZELDA: ^^

TO BE COTINUIED!!!!!!!

Very leet circus-ish....

...

...also, a little.... uh.... dry....

Add some fashion, Danial Vosovic, and Tim Gunn singing Closer by Nine Inch Nails and you got a spiced up story, Zelda.

One Thing: is it better then the other one, Raz's Life?

They're both crap. If they were picture's....

Well, I'll let Santino explain

Hey look! I was bored, so I made pt. 2! *with guest star, Tim Gunn!

ZELDA: YAY! CLASS!^^
LILI:... okay, you're too weird to be seen around.
ZELDA:Okay. (walks off)
OLEANDER:GET IN THERE, DAMMIT!
ZELDA:Okiy dokiy, short man ^^

(Throws phycho portal on head)

ZELDA: So this is the mentel world. Very... meaty.
Raz: The coach is obsessed with meat.
ZELDA:Huh?
RAZ: HOW BIG OF A NOOB ARE YOU?!?! PLAY THE ****IN GAME!!!!!!!
ZELDA: :3 oops...
RAZ: I'm going. When you're not a noob, you can bug me.
ZELDA: Kay ^^

SO ZELDA DOES THE COURSE WHILE SINGING KELLY CLARKSIN SONGS.

ZELDA:YAY, the end!
ZELDA:Hello? Mr. Shortie, where are you? Ohhh, pretty white room
OLEANDER:GET THE HELL OUT'A THERE!!!!!!
ZELDA: Oh. Hi Mr. Shortie
Oleander: (Begins to twich.) JUST GET YOUR ****IN BADGE!!
ZELDA: YAY! Basic Braining badge! Thanks Mr. Shortie! Wait, how do I get out?
OLEANDER: Dah, take the exit. (points to door that just appeared)
ZELDA: Wait, what was that room?
OLEANDER: NOTHIN LIKE AN EVIL PLAN, IF THATS WHAT YOU'RE THINKI'N.
ZELDA: WHAT?!?
OLEANDER: Hey look it's Tim Gunn!!
ZELDA:Tim!!!!!!!
(gets pushed out of mind)
ZELDA: WTF WAS THAT?!
RAZ: ZELDA, IT"S TIM GUNN!!!!!!!
ZELDA: OMG,WHOS HE?!
RAZ: WE DON"T KNOW!!!
ZELDA:KOOL! ^^
RAZ:^^
ZELDA:Im going now.
(goes to the woods)
ZELDA: Why is it dark all the sudden?
WEIRD VOICE: ZELDA!!!!! ( Ground starts to shake)
ZELDA: Gewn?!?
GEWN: Yes, it is I, Gewn! NOW DIE!!!!!!!!! (Shots Phy blast at Zelda)
ZELDA: WTF!!?? ARE YOU ****IN INSANE?!
GEWN: YOU ALMOST KILLED ME!!! NOW YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!!
TIM GUNN: Hi girls!
GEWN: (shots Tim) DIE!!!!!!!!!!
TIM: OHHH GOD!!!!!!
GEWN: NOW!! LET US FIGHT, ZELDA!!!!!!!!!!

TO BE CONTENUIED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, now is there a Red Lobster anywhere in this story's future?

SURE!! ^^

Ok, now we're gettin somewhere. Everyone has to join Tim Gunn and Andrae at Red lobster and they have to have a delicious dinner.

Can't. Seafood costs way too much up here. I'll just pick up some KFC.

Don't forget FREE dessurt, Smon

That.... word.... my old arch nemesis.* This time I'm prepared, DESSERT.


*See issue 89:Vocabulor Vs. The Ice Cream People.

WHY DID YOU RIP OFF THE FIRST CHAPTER FROM MY STORY!?

I did?

FAT BUS DRIVER

Overuse of the word noob

Sounds VERY FAMILIAR.

OBJECTION!!!

While very similar, the storys are completely different in many fundamental ways.

(I'm getting Phoenix Wright very soon so I'm celebrating by defending anything... even if it means lawyering against myself.)

1).Noob is a fun word to use.

2). I based the bus driver off of MY fat busdriver.

DON'T ASSUME STUFF!!!

It's not too different from the l33t Circus.

And I'm really getting tired of the snide comments being given to zelda41. How does it improve the situation?

I also made l33t circus.

Also, Smon, I want that but I think it's out of print :<

Go ahead Klia, be the junior administrator of this board. Not to sound rude, but why are you always so uptight about this whole site?

Because I get tired of seeing these boards degenerate into name calling and randomness.

Well, we're just chaotic, alright. Do you have to start calling you Ms. Klia soon

I have no trouble with people having fun, but this is primarily a Psychonauts board and when the whole thing just becomes a chatroom between threads...well then it just gets out of control.

There is no problem with members of a board telling eachother to chill every once in a while but you're absolutly right.You're right, I should not moniter these boards. It's not my job, I have no obligation.

So, I don't have to call you Ms.?

Never did, never will.

That's sweeter than Andrae Gonzalos' and Santino's cuddling session.

THE END TO MY STORY!! * MORE OF TIM GUNN!!

ZELDA: Okay, but before we fight, LETS GO TO RED LOBSTER!!!
GEWN: NO YOU A$$ HOLE!!
ZELDA: Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssseeeeeeeeeee.
GEWN: GOD. Fine, but you're buying.
ZELDA:Kay ^^
TIM: I'm coming too.
ZELDA: ^^

SO THE TRIO SETS OFF TO RED LOBSTER.

GEWN: Okay, so we're getting lobter, right?
ZELDA: HELL NO!! I CAN'T AFORD THAT!!!!!!
TIM: It's only $5.99.
ZELDA: I DON'T ****IN CARE!! ( phy blasts Tim)
TIM: OHH GOD!!! NOT AGAIN!!!
GEWN: Okay, what about fried clams?
ZELDA: NOW WE'RE GETTI'N SOMWHERE!!!
GEWN:Okay then.
ZELDA: Mr. Waiter!!!
WAITER: YES?

THEY ORDER THEIR FOOD: clams, salod, and cream of crap.

WAITER: Your food will be here in 20 min.
ZELDA:Kool.
TIM: I will sing for the peeps.
ZELDA: (zapps Tim) NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN!!!
WAITER: Your food is here.

THEY CHOW DOWN FOR AN HOUR

GEWN: (burp) I'm full.
ZELDA: Yep, me too.
TIM: Too full....to talk...
WAITER: Your bill.
ZELDA: WHAT?! $40 ****IN DOLLERS?!?!
ZELDA: Oh well...

THE TRIO LEAVES LEAVES TO CONTINUE THE FIGHT.

GEWN: Okay, NOW YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!!
ZELDA: Kay. ^^
( Zelda zapps a tree branch that falls on Gewn and kills her)
ZELDA: YUK, BLOOD!!
TIM: SHE'S DEAD, ZELDA!!!
ZELDA: WELL DAH! THE CHICK ALREADY SAID IT (Points to me)
ZELDA: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go make-out with Raz (walks away)
RAZ: Hi Zelda! (Raz kisses Zelda)
ZELDA: WTF was that?!?!
RAZ: Dunno
LILI: (walks up) YOU BITCH! (slaps Raz)
RAZ: OWW
ZELDA: Soo... Raz... LETS MAKE OUT!!!!!!!!!
RAZ: KAY! ^^
BORG DRONE: we have come for the one known as tim gunn, do not resist, for our sensors indicate u are unable too withstand the might of the borg, prepare to be assimilated. *assimilates tim and beams off with him (not trans-dimensional shift, that isnt what the borg do, ya noobs)*

THE ****IN END!!!!!

LILI: (walks up) YOU BITCH! (slaps Raz)
RAZ: OWW
ZELDA: Soo... Raz... LETS MAKE OUT!!!!!!!!!
RAZ: KAY! ^^

THEY MAKE OUT WHILE TIM SINGS," CLOSER BY NINE INCH NAILS"



I have found the enemy.
(Silence!)
Found the enemy.
(Silence!)
Found the enemy.
Posting in my forum.

*GUITAR.*

Seriously, as a nearly religious RazLili shipper, for inserting yourself into a relation with Raz, I will have to brutally murder you.

Wait 'til Mashi gets wind of this.

It is, I had to pay $70 for my copy on my eBay, it's very rare now hunt for it before there's still time!

YES!!

"Zelda, you let me violate you." AWESOME!!!!

is that a good thing?

Zelda 41, you make Mashi turn over in her grave.

Yeah.

She's dead and this is a dishonor. :(

Lucky her, I'm just turning over in my grave... you know how they used to put a bell and string on each grave? Yeah, THEY DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE, SOMEONE SEND HELP!

Where is Mashi?

Dead.

Oh, that's so sad. ~insert tear~

opps... my bad. :(

OMG, Zelda you have passed 100 post.

~Dim lights, halo theme starts to play~
Now, is the time for.....the initiation ceremony.

Zelda, I have to high-five you with a knife.

*SPLAAARGSCH*

That is the first test. Don't cry now that there's a giant hole through your hand.

YAY!!! Do I win a prize or somthing? Like a BANDAID.