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Rock, Paper, Scissors

I don't see this game here already, so I think I will add it. It's your basic beat-the-previous-post game.

The Rules:

1 - No posting something that can't be beaten. It's no fun if you just post "God" or "Nuclear Bomb" every time.

2 - The post must beat the thing above it in a healthy and undeniable way (e.g. lawn mower beats plant) It doesn't even have to be related, as long as it could realistically beat it. (e.g. falling tree beats deer)

Code:

Example of game:

Paper

Paper Shredder

Black out

Generator

Man sticking fork in generator

Sword

etc., etc., etc....

I'll start the first item:

Spoon

Blow Torch cuts spoon in half

Man cuts off supply of air to the torch

This looks good.

A large crocodile eats the man.

Guy with shotgun kills crocodile

Crocodiles brother avenges crocodile by eating the guy and his shotgun.

Pottsie, nice one Re. my pax brittanica sig.

Croc chokes on shotgun.

Croc spits shotgun out

Shotgun hits a rock, goes off, and kills the croc.

A falling boulder crushes the shotgun.

Scissors cut the fuse

I have to say it...

Rock beats scissors. LOL!

Paper beats rock.... :xp:

Burn the paper with a match. (As much as I wanted to say scissors... I didn't want to make a loop. :p)

Wind blows out flame

Umbrella blocks the wind.

Semi-truck smashes into car.

A sniper kills the guy drivin the semi-truck

Gun backfires and kills the sniper.(nice game!)

Charlie Brown eats the gun

The gun goes off in charlie browns stomach killing him

Acid vial smashes on gun, melting it.

A guy shoots at a deer but misses horribly and hits the vial instead, breaking it into a million pieces and spilling the acid everywhere.

The deer, seeing the oportunity, heads to the man and kicks his butt.

The Lion eats the deer.

Machine Cult, I like the Sig and I'm British, so I thought I'd use it, if that was alright with you. Anyway, I'm no longer Pottsie and I love Rock, Paper, Scissors.

And the acid melts the deer.

Rain washes away the acid.

the sun vapourised the rain

~~the sun goes supernova and destroys life on earth (luckily we colonized other planets by then)~~
The moon eclipses the sun.

A massive storm cloud covers the eclipse

The cloud was soon vaporized by the dessert on Earth.

Healthy foods. (You said dessert. LOL!)

a knife cuts the healthy foods in two!

A lightning zapped the rock into oblivion.

Pulls out lvl 45 (hax!!!!) Orc, closes and pwns the gates to oblivion.