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Alkonium 11-12-2008 08:38 PM

The What if game
I haven't seen this game on LF yet, but I have seen it elsewhere, so I thought I might as well start one. Quite simple, someone asks a What If question, and the next person answers and posts another, and so on and so forth.

What if the threads I started were actually popular for the most part?

Bokken 11-13-2008 12:14 PM

Then the world would end.

What if I think that this is sort of like a restricted "Ask a Stupid Question" thread?

Alkonium 11-13-2008 09:52 PM

Then you're a smart one.

What if noone else realises that?

Bokken 11-14-2008 11:39 AM

Then they're not so good at connective thinking.

What if we're the only ones who post in this thread?

Endorenna 11-14-2008 05:17 PM

Then we'll be a lonely little thread.

What if the forum blew up?

Alkonium 11-14-2008 08:48 PM

Then we'd all be very confused as to how something that does not physically exist can explode in the first place.

What if I could solve any problem by hitting it with a wrench?

Bokken 11-14-2008 11:17 PM

Then you could make a fortune on problem solving.

What if I could throw any weapon and get a stick?

Alkonium 11-15-2008 08:13 AM

Then potentially you could be buried in sticks.

What if everyone's gender got switched around?

Bokken 11-15-2008 11:59 AM

Then everyone's sexual orientation would be reversed, too.

What if salmonella was something that was actually good for you?

Rev7 11-15-2008 02:43 PM

Then we would not need to wash the chicken.

What if the Sun imploded?

Alkonium 11-16-2008 07:59 AM

Then we'd all get sucked into a black hole.

What if the meanings of the words gravity and gravy got switched around?

Serpentine Cougar 11-16-2008 08:40 AM

Then Turkeys would be really heavy, and space would be a gooey, tasty mess.

What if George Lucas had never been born?

Endorenna 11-16-2008 11:54 AM

Then we'd all think that Logan's Run has good special effects.

What if the Caps Lock button had never been invented?

Alkonium 11-16-2008 01:33 PM

Then the idiots of the internet would wear out their shift keys really fast.

What if we're really in the Matrix?

Bokken 11-16-2008 05:49 PM

Then the AI could certainly spice up the world a little bit.

What if every word had a different meaning for every single person?

Alkonium 11-16-2008 06:28 PM

Then we'd literally all be speaking a different language.

What if the Black Mesa incident really happened?

Darth Avlectus 06-22-2009 01:36 AM

I don't know, you'll have to ask the Black Mesa.

What if Whacky the camper decided to stay a night in your back yard?

Darth Zavier 06-22-2009 06:26 PM

I would beat the crap out of him and knock him into next week.

What if Star Wars was real?

Darth Avlectus 06-22-2009 08:33 PM

I'd master the Vaapad form and beat the crap out of Vader, then go after his boss to avenge Jules in Windu form. And I'd weild silver lightsabers--so you see, I'm not a complete canon whore.

--OH, and if that included RPs that didn't conflict with canon...well, I'd have synth lungs right now b/c my HK unit of mysterious origins from mustafar decided to go all general greivous on me when I least expected it. :swear:

What if that 70's show was real?

Totenkopf 06-22-2009 09:54 PM

Me and Red would go on tour, increasing everyone's ownership of our feet in their asses. :D

What if Cornholio magically appeared on your front doorstep?

CommanderQ 06-22-2009 10:02 PM

^^Ahem...Totenkopf:D Where is the what if?:D

What if Totenkopf had placed a 'what if?'

{Oh...can't pull that on me:D}

Totenkopf 06-22-2009 10:07 PM

^get out of your panzer, the fumes are obscuring your vision. :xp:

What if Cornholio magically appeared on your front doorstep?
What if CQ could actually see what he read? :lol:

Darth Avlectus 06-22-2009 10:42 PM

We'd all be in danger of our inheritables going to him since he would not be collaterally damaging them in the process of taking us out...

WWYDI Master Chief was a bi woman?

CommanderQ 06-22-2009 11:16 PM

Ummm...try to figure out what's going on between her and Cortana.

What if monkeys suddenly invented nuclear weapons?


Originally Posted by Totenkopf (Post 2638727)
^get out of your panzer, the fumes are obscuring your vision. :xp:

What if CQ could actually see what he read? :lol:

Oh...that's just cold, Totenkopf...cold..:D You know the truth....:D

Darth Avlectus 06-24-2009 03:19 AM

It would be a never ending cold war for whom ever crossed them. With exception of me. Then it's just ninja stars.

WWYDI I was considering making a mod for KOTOR where female characters could wear an outfit like Mai Shiranui?

Ultimate Vader 06-24-2009 03:39 AM

Well, I think someone has made that some time ago. But I'd like to download yours too. So make it, please!:thmbup1:

What if KOTOR III is released?

Sigundr 06-24-2009 08:16 AM

(Do you promise that GTA?)

Then Bioshock will we become the next SkyNet.

What if bells had flocks of fish attached to them?

Darth Avlectus 06-24-2009 11:05 PM

I'd Grab a huge electromagnet next time I go fishing.


Originally Posted by Sigundr (Post 2639419)
(Do you promise that GTA?)

Looking into it right now, at least. Have to dump out all the other stuff in my computer before I can get started--nearly 1 year of stuff can fit on a 320GB HD.

WWYDI your house got pruned, by a tree falling through it? :dev11:

Totenkopf 06-26-2009 01:40 PM

Make prune juice. :xp:

What if you were left all of Michael Jackson's debt and none of his assets?

Darth Avlectus 06-27-2009 11:50 PM

I'd start killing people with a giant "toy" and jack enough cash to pay it all back.

WWYDI Violent J took a **** on a teacher's desk--belonging to a teacher you resented. Then his buddy Shaggy 2 Dope decided to skullF*** William Ayers with a broomstick through his eyesockets?

CommanderQ 06-28-2009 01:00 AM

I would dance on a small table on one foot, and then proceed to kick both in the face with a rubber-toed boot. {Check out that random word play...BEAT DAT!!:D}

WWYDI you were suddenly transported into any random cartoon world?

Totenkopf 06-28-2009 02:47 AM

Make sure I've got enough of that acid that made the judge such a terror in Tune Town.

What if Samus Aran wanted to kick you in the nether regions?


Originally Posted by GTA
WWYDI Violent J took a **** on a teacher's desk--belonging to a teacher you resented. Then his buddy Shaggy 2 Dope decided to skullF*** William Ayers with a broomstick through his eyesockets?

I'd applaud them, for starters. ;)

Darth Avlectus 06-28-2009 11:37 PM

I'd get a belt with Spawn's belt buckle to guard that area for me.

What if Wesley Willis really whooped superman's ass?

Totenkopf 06-29-2009 12:53 AM

It'd be proof that you'd have to be "out of your mind" to even fight superman, nevermind winning.

What if you were illiterate?

Darth Avlectus 06-29-2009 01:04 AM

No big deal...I'd just be a statistic. I sort of already am since I don't care to utilize my college-bound-from early-days-high-reading-and-comprehension level anymore. Not while I'm out of the loop of school.
Wesley Willis is hell of win like that.
What if Terminators could "S*** with you" in a conversation?

Totenkopf 06-29-2009 01:08 AM

Well, if they're the later models, you'd never know....would you (until the second or so before/as they terminated you).

What if there were no more music (ie people lost the ability to make it)?

Darth Avlectus 06-29-2009 10:20 PM

Then you'd have MTV...oh wait, we already do. Because it sounds like people are using their other mouth to play the flute like that one celebrity deathmatch.

What if lime jawbreakers were outlawed?

Alkonium 07-08-2009 06:35 PM

Then people would enjoy them illegally.

What if Paint Drinking Pete was a real person?

Darth Avlectus 07-12-2009 10:42 PM

He'd be really we-todd-ed...or die from paint poisoning.

What if you smelled like...feet wrapped in leathery burnt bacon? (Just like what Palpatine said Vader probably smelled like after 2 weeks astray in space!)

Totenkopf 07-13-2009 12:42 AM

You'd still smell better than jarod.

What if Beavis and Butthead went to South Park?

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