Aresen Ambassadors-at-Large, ESSMBLE!!
 

It is with our Emperor Zoom Rabbit that of which you were chosen for this position!

As 'Acting' Aresen Minister of War, in Niner's absense ( that is until he signs back on... :P), that it is my duty to inform you that our Prime Minister had declared war on the Ahto Off-topic forums! For they too, had declared themselves as an autonomous Empire for themselves!

For which our Prime Minister displayed his dislikes for the fact that he was not included in, so thus he had no choice but to declare war.

It is with that said, it is also my duty to which re-state of what the great Emperor had spoken on the great day of establishing our great Empire!

And I say with a bit of Hard Liquored mindset, that I too share this Evocation, to send out and disembowel said empire!

The Troops have been mobilized. And I only ask of you Ambassador's to seek out and find a solution with the leaders of the Ahto Empire. And that solution is on the soul purpose of the dismantling of their political, economical structures, and to return to the previous social structure of which this unfortunate turn of events had taken place had occurred.

As I say it: Cry havok! And let's slip the dog's of milky war!

LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE OF ARESEN!!

milk cannons lock and loaded...

waiting for orders of deploy....


headshots marksman xd

DSS Fire at WILL!

What did Will ever do to deserve this kind of treatment?

Prime Minister, they must be crushed! Or at least make a decently high enough cabinet position for you, sir.

They'll rue the day they opposed my Polish sausage.

Where's my title dammit?! :carms:

You're the President of MADD. Mums Against Dimwit Douchebags. Your job is to punish the as**ole rebels and delinquent children of Aresen.

I donno, ask the prime minister. :D

War is not nice...

War... has changed...

playing yet another round of MGS eh lynk?

... This was an unsanctioned act.

As the Director of Aresen, in leu of the Emperor Zoom Rabbit, I hearby suspend all aggression against the nation state we are... currently... doing something against.

Alsog the same vein, I hearby take the crown until the Holy One returns.

*poits into existance a keg* Enjoy!

Always the staff, coming to end the forum wars. :p

*breathe's heavily*

I do as thy bidding, My master, Cracken.

@ Cracken: *ahm* I am the Prime Minister of Aresen and I sanctioned this attack upon that false Imperial state inhabiting Ahto.

Scar, continue the attack.

Unfortunately, I was not consulted about this matter.

Conduct this war if you must, but the Army will not follow you. The Emperor has spoken. Thy will be done.

Unless you bring me a shrubbery.

I have no choice.

Niner has yet to officially relieve me of my duties as Ministry of War

So I shall deploy, THE GUNDAMS!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YRG3_h4arb...undam+kira.jpg

The Emperor is not present and you are NOT the Emperor nor do you speak for him.

Gives Cracken a flower. Now be gone!

I have no obligation but to turn a blind eye to this inevitable civil war.

*ATTACKS AHTO!!!*

oh yeah lynk, in the event (which i have already did), you got my back right Prime Minister?

If you're captured, we deny any involvement. You have your cyanide pill... use it.

Harsh, XD

I already used it in the cyanide pill eating contest against SXW.

bastard tricked me! I had to have my stomach pumped and everything. XP

well of course there was that thing about me dieing, but i got better.

VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER!

Violence is always the answer.

Better watch out or Lynk will cut your legs off. o_O

Because no one else has mentioned it and since Scar tried to drag me into this:

"Essmble" is not a word... Consequently I do not know how to essmble, and since it's Scar we are talking about, I'm going to just assume he meant something perverted by it.

Now perhaps you meant assemble...

I should also mention that violence is not the answer. The answer is "Over there behind you." Wait until he turns around and then commit violence.

I ment to spell it "Assemble" so i missed a letter throwing another one in the wrong spot, sue me.

But where is the fun in that? Also I did warn you...

I think he meant "ensemble." We're starting a concert orchestra, see.

Admiral, I think you're asking for a spanking. :P

My fleet of kamikaze pilots is standing by awaiting orders. Once your bickering ends, we are willing to follow whatever orders and eliminate all obstacles.

ok then!

SXW! ATTACK! ...

..here: http://lucasforums.com/forumdisplay.php?f=325

oh yeah, and I am going to "employ" Aresen's most secret and destructive weapon.


I am hiring a certain Rogue and his R5 unit :D

cannons reloaded!!

Holding fire for maximum spread!!!

You can have your war.... for now......

The Directorite is always watching......

I think the war is over, now there is a debate on who won.

I think there is going to be another forum war about that one tho... XP