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Kuuki 02-16-2009 06:34 PM

Aresen Ambassadors-at-Large, ESSMBLE!!
 
It is with our Emperor Zoom Rabbit that of which you were chosen for this position!

As 'Acting' Aresen Minister of War, in Niner's absense ( that is until he signs back on... :P), that it is my duty to inform you that our Prime Minister had declared war on the Ahto Off-topic forums! For they too, had declared themselves as an autonomous Empire for themselves!

For which our Prime Minister displayed his dislikes for the fact that he was not included in, so thus he had no choice but to declare war.

It is with that said, it is also my duty to which re-state of what the great Emperor had spoken on the great day of establishing our great Empire!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoom Rabbit
Aresen Ambassadors-at-Large: Several members who frequents a lot of the other LF forums and are familiar with the differing natures and members of each well enough to represent our community to the rest of the Lucasforums galaxy with at least a pretense at dignity. Should also have hard liquor skills. (Redwing, Edlib, STTCT, Nitro.)

And I say with a bit of Hard Liquored mindset, that I too share this Evocation, to send out and disembowel said empire!

The Troops have been mobilized. And I only ask of you Ambassador's to seek out and find a solution with the leaders of the Ahto Empire. And that solution is on the soul purpose of the dismantling of their political, economical structures, and to return to the previous social structure of which this unfortunate turn of events had taken place had occurred.

As I say it: Cry havok! And let's slip the dog's of milky war!

LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE OF ARESEN!!

Dark Sad Shadow 02-16-2009 07:46 PM

milk cannons lock and loaded...

waiting for orders of deploy....


headshots marksman xd

Kuuki 02-16-2009 08:12 PM

DSS Fire at WILL!

Lynk Former 02-16-2009 08:53 PM

What did Will ever do to deserve this kind of treatment?

Kuuki 02-16-2009 08:59 PM

Prime Minister, they must be crushed! Or at least make a decently high enough cabinet position for you, sir.

Kj°len 02-17-2009 04:05 AM

They'll rue the day they opposed my Polish sausage.

leXX 02-17-2009 06:20 PM

Where's my title dammit?! :carms:

Kj°len 02-17-2009 06:30 PM

You're the President of MADD. Mums Against Dimwit Douchebags. Your job is to punish the as**ole rebels and delinquent children of Aresen.

Kuuki 02-17-2009 10:49 PM

I donno, ask the prime minister. :D

GeneralPloKoon 02-17-2009 10:57 PM

War is not nice...

Lynk Former 02-17-2009 11:08 PM

War... has changed...

Kuuki 02-18-2009 12:17 AM

playing yet another round of MGS eh lynk?

Redwing 02-18-2009 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scar Da Kookee (Post 2590037)
LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE OF ARESEN!!

We are the Village Green
Preservation Society
God save Donald Duck
Vaudeville and Variety

Cmdr. Cracken 02-21-2009 01:55 AM

... This was an unsanctioned act.

As the Director of Aresen, in leu of the Emperor Zoom Rabbit, I hearby suspend all aggression against the nation state we are... currently... doing something against.

Alsog the same vein, I hearby take the crown until the Holy One returns.

*poits into existance a keg* Enjoy!

Kj°len 02-21-2009 02:03 AM

Always the staff, coming to end the forum wars. :p

Kuuki 02-21-2009 02:30 AM

*breathe's heavily*

I do as thy bidding, My master, Cracken.

Lynk Former 02-21-2009 02:44 AM

@ Cracken: *ahm* I am the Prime Minister of Aresen and I sanctioned this attack upon that false Imperial state inhabiting Ahto.

Scar, continue the attack.

Cmdr. Cracken 02-21-2009 02:46 AM

Unfortunately, I was not consulted about this matter.

Conduct this war if you must, but the Army will not follow you. The Emperor has spoken. Thy will be done.

Unless you bring me a shrubbery.

Kuuki 02-21-2009 02:54 AM

I have no choice.

Niner has yet to officially relieve me of my duties as Ministry of War

So I shall deploy, THE GUNDAMS!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YRG3_h4arb...undam+kira.jpg

Lynk Former 02-21-2009 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cmdr. Cracken (Post 2592185)
Unfortunately, I was not consulted about this matter.

Conduct this war if you must, but the Army will not follow you. The Emperor has spoken. Thy will be done.

Unless you bring me a shrubbery.

The Emperor is not present and you are NOT the Emperor nor do you speak for him.

Gives Cracken a flower. Now be gone!

Kuuki 02-21-2009 03:47 AM

I have no obligation but to turn a blind eye to this inevitable civil war.

*ATTACKS AHTO!!!*

Kuuki 02-21-2009 04:36 AM

oh yeah lynk, in the event (which i have already did), you got my back right Prime Minister?

Lynk Former 02-21-2009 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scar Da Kookee (Post 2592228)
oh yeah lynk, in the event (which i have already did), you got my back right Prime Minister?

If you're captured, we deny any involvement. You have your cyanide pill... use it.

Mav 02-21-2009 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynk Former (Post 2592356)
If you're captured, we deny any involvement. You have your cyanide pill... use it.

Harsh, XD

Kuuki 02-21-2009 07:24 PM

I already used it in the cyanide pill eating contest against SXW.

bastard tricked me! I had to have my stomach pumped and everything. XP

well of course there was that thing about me dieing, but i got better.

GeneralPloKoon 02-21-2009 09:48 PM

VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER!

Lynk Former 02-21-2009 10:31 PM

Violence is always the answer.

Jeff 02-21-2009 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeneralPloKoon (Post 2592615)
VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER!

Better watch out or Lynk will cut your legs off. o_O

Admiral 02-21-2009 11:58 PM

Because no one else has mentioned it and since Scar tried to drag me into this:

"Essmble" is not a word... Consequently I do not know how to essmble, and since it's Scar we are talking about, I'm going to just assume he meant something perverted by it.

Now perhaps you meant assemble...

I should also mention that violence is not the answer. The answer is "Over there behind you." Wait until he turns around and then commit violence.

Kuuki 02-22-2009 12:12 AM

I ment to spell it "Assemble" so i missed a letter throwing another one in the wrong spot, sue me.

Kuuki 02-22-2009 12:27 AM

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/29/90...d56bd7a1a2.jpg

Admiral 02-22-2009 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scar Da Kookee (Post 2592675)
I ment to spell it "Assemble" so i missed a letter throwing another one in the wrong spot, sue me.

But where is the fun in that? Also I did warn you...

Kj°len 02-22-2009 03:28 AM

I think he meant "ensemble." We're starting a concert orchestra, see.

Kuuki 02-22-2009 09:56 AM

Admiral, I think you're asking for a spanking. :P

SuicidalXWing 02-22-2009 10:18 AM

My fleet of kamikaze pilots is standing by awaiting orders. Once your bickering ends, we are willing to follow whatever orders and eliminate all obstacles.

Kuuki 02-22-2009 10:19 AM

ok then!

SXW! ATTACK! ...

..here: http://lucasforums.com/forumdisplay.php?f=325

oh yeah, and I am going to "employ" Aresen's most secret and destructive weapon.


I am hiring a certain Rogue and his R5 unit :D

Dark Sad Shadow 02-26-2009 07:28 AM

cannons reloaded!!

Holding fire for maximum spread!!!

Cmdr. Cracken 02-27-2009 11:20 PM

You can have your war.... for now......

The Directorite is always watching......

Kuuki 02-27-2009 11:28 PM

I think the war is over, now there is a debate on who won.

I think there is going to be another forum war about that one tho... XP


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