COUNTERINVASION COMMENCE
 

Your move.

_EW_

huh ?

We, Darathy InSidious, by the Grace of Stoffe, the Holy Ubernaut Emperor, declares Aresen a Dominion of our glorious empire, and demands the immediate surrender of the so-called Imperial 'government' of Aresen, on pain of being overrun by Valley Girls armed with copies of Funky Town.

You'd better do as he says. Furthermore, as your forces are absorbed into our own Imperial Forces, you shall be forced to change the lifting agent of your blimps to Helium, or suffer the consequences.

Since I pretty much blew up most of their so called empire (along with the neighboring state of The Swamp - collateral damage :D ), my expert advice is for us to focus on the one thing they have left - the Kirov factory.

You guys really do suck at this XD

A COUNTER ATTACK!

No, not on our soil you dont!!!

Oh, but yes, yes we do.

And here's how and why.

BZZZZZZZZT!!

Help Kookee dragged me here to fight!

You can always defect. We'll protect you from Kookee.

Depends I'll fight for the Highest Bidder...

Not only will we protect you from Kookee, we'll also reward you with grandiose titulary, and a free signed copy of Gordon Brown.

whistle whistle! BLEEP! Pew pew!

If you fight for Aresen, you get to keep all of your body parts...

Hey now, I got you soda.

and that r5 unit!

the jawas gave it a good price, and it doesnt have a bad motivator!!

We won't threaten you with removing your limbs, either.

Brrrrr.... >.>

but we already own your limbs Insidious.

I rather just fight both sides then rule all...

but what about that 1 million SpaceBucks I offered?

offer only good in kenya

Well with the value of SpaceBucks today I would be lucky to get a gallon of starship fuel with a million...

That's InSidious. And your wrong, because...

*rolls over to Darth Insidious*

*A compartment opens and out comes a taser*

*tazes Darth Insidious*

that'll get you enough fuel to let SXW fly it, ...once

and as for YOU InSidious,...

go practice falling over, I'll be with you in a minute

I took electrical resistance at level 5.

*Uses Destroy Droid*

Note that the offer is only good in Kenya.

On the other hand, the court of Ahto will offer you premium bond fuel shipped direct from Sleheyron to you on-demand.

no u OLOLOLOL

We can't afford to just give those away, you know...

*A compartment opens and out feeds a message:*

*In flies an Y-wing and dive bombs at Darth InSidious*

Meh I just mine my own fuel from the Kuper Belt. After all Real Starship fuel is just H2O...

And thus concludes "your space fact for today"...

I think he's worth the price. Besides, we need the room for stocking the Tony Blairs.[

Reflex save. ^_^

*Lightsabres R5 unit in two*

bleh.

who cares for Blair.
Churchill on the other hand, now THAT was a Prime Minister.

you phail. now go home.

I just had to explain to Kookee who Tony Blair and Gordon Brown are...

Since you had no clue who they were till five seconds ago, I say 'no u'.

LIES.

Ninja edits fail.

Also, you aren't a ghost - you're an R5 unit, which is quite lightsabre-able.

L
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Ye who lies first laughs last...

He just killed your R5 unit, and it sounds like you're taking his side!!

Know your roots RFH!!

He doesnt deserve Aresen blood in his nation!

Eh my R5 was insured for six times its value... Bo yea $ for me...