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EnderWiggin 02-22-2009 01:01 PM

COUNTERINVASION COMMENCE
 
Your move.

_EW_

Quanon 02-22-2009 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by EnderWiggin (Post 2592907)
Your move.

_EW_

huh ?

Darth InSidious 02-22-2009 01:50 PM

We, Darathy InSidious, by the Grace of Stoffe, the Holy Ubernaut Emperor, declares Aresen a Dominion of our glorious empire, and demands the immediate surrender of the so-called Imperial 'government' of Aresen, on pain of being overrun by Valley Girls armed with copies of Funky Town.

Astor 02-22-2009 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth InSidious (Post 2592927)
We, Darathy InSidious, by the Grace of Stoffe, the Holy Ubernaut Emperor, declares Aresen a Dominion of our glorious empire, and demands the immediate surrender of the so-called Imperial 'government' of Aresen, on pain of being overrun by Valley Girls armed with copies of Funky Town.

You'd better do as he says. Furthermore, as your forces are absorbed into our own Imperial Forces, you shall be forced to change the lifting agent of your blimps to Helium, or suffer the consequences.

igyman 02-22-2009 02:23 PM

Since I pretty much blew up most of their so called empire (along with the neighboring state of The Swamp - collateral damage :D ), my expert advice is for us to focus on the one thing they have left - the Kirov factory.

Lynk Former 02-22-2009 02:36 PM

You guys really do suck at this XD

Kuuki 02-22-2009 03:20 PM

A COUNTER ATTACK!

No, not on our soil you dont!!!

Darth InSidious 02-22-2009 03:24 PM

Oh, but yes, yes we do.

And here's how and why.

Hired Rogue's R5 Unit 02-22-2009 03:28 PM

BZZZZZZZZT!!

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Rogue For Hire 02-22-2009 03:29 PM

Help Kookee dragged me here to fight!

Darth InSidious 02-22-2009 03:31 PM

You can always defect. We'll protect you from Kookee.

Rogue For Hire 02-22-2009 03:32 PM

Depends I'll fight for the Highest Bidder...

Darth InSidious 02-22-2009 03:33 PM

Not only will we protect you from Kookee, we'll also reward you with grandiose titulary, and a free signed copy of Gordon Brown.

Hired Rogue's R5 Unit 02-22-2009 03:33 PM

whistle whistle! BLEEP! Pew pew!

Lynk Former 02-22-2009 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Rogue For Hire (Post 2592989)
Depends I'll fight for the Highest Bidder...

If you fight for Aresen, you get to keep all of your body parts...

Kuuki 02-22-2009 03:34 PM

Hey now, I got you soda.

and that r5 unit!

the jawas gave it a good price, and it doesnt have a bad motivator!!

Darth InSidious 02-22-2009 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynk Former (Post 2592992)
If you fight for Aresen, you get to keep all of your body parts...

We won't threaten you with removing your limbs, either.

Hired Rogue's R5 Unit 02-22-2009 03:34 PM

Brrrrr.... >.>

Kuuki 02-22-2009 03:35 PM

but we already own your limbs Insidious.

Rogue For Hire 02-22-2009 03:35 PM

I rather just fight both sides then rule all...

Kuuki 02-22-2009 03:36 PM

but what about that 1 million SpaceBucks I offered?

offer only good in kenya

Rogue For Hire 02-22-2009 03:37 PM

Well with the value of SpaceBucks today I would be lucky to get a gallon of starship fuel with a million...

Darth InSidious 02-22-2009 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Scar Da Kookee (Post 2592996)
but we already own your limbs Insidious.

That's InSidious. And your wrong, because...

ALL YOUR LIMBS ARE BELONG TO US.

Hired Rogue's R5 Unit 02-22-2009 03:37 PM

*rolls over to Darth Insidious*

*A compartment opens and out comes a taser*

*tazes Darth Insidious*

Kuuki 02-22-2009 03:38 PM

that'll get you enough fuel to let SXW fly it, ...once

and as for YOU InSidious,...

go practice falling over, I'll be with you in a minute

Darth InSidious 02-22-2009 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hired Rogue's R5 Unit (Post 2593002)
*rolls over to Darth Insidious*

*A compartment opens and out comes a taser*

*tazes Darth Insidious*

I took electrical resistance at level 5.

*Uses Destroy Droid*

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Originally Posted by Rogue For Hire
Well with the value of SpaceBucks today I would be lucky to get a gallon of starship fuel with a million...

Note that the offer is only good in Kenya.

On the other hand, the court of Ahto will offer you premium bond fuel shipped direct from Sleheyron to you on-demand.

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Originally Posted by Scar
and as for YOU InSidious,...

go practice falling over, I'll be with you in a minute

no u OLOLOLOL

Astor 02-22-2009 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth InSidious (Post 2592990)
and a free signed copy of Gordon Brown.

We can't afford to just give those away, you know...

Hired Rogue's R5 Unit 02-22-2009 03:43 PM

*A compartment opens and out feeds a message:*

Code:

Too bad it only sparks so much. I guess I could call in a little help...
*In flies an Y-wing and dive bombs at Darth InSidious*

Rogue For Hire 02-22-2009 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth InSidious (Post 2593005)
Note that the offer is only good in Kenya.

On the other hand, the court of Ahto will offer you premium bond fuel shipped direct from Sleheyron to you on-demand.

Meh I just mine my own fuel from the Kuper Belt. After all Real Starship fuel is just H2O...

And thus concludes "your space fact for today"...

Darth InSidious 02-22-2009 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Astor Kaine (Post 2593006)
We can't afford to just give those away, you know...

I think he's worth the price. Besides, we need the room for stocking the Tony Blairs.[

Quote:

Originally Posted by R5 Unit
*In flies an Y-wing and dive bombs at Darth InSidious*

Reflex save. ^_^

*Lightsabres R5 unit in two*

Kuuki 02-22-2009 03:45 PM

bleh.

who cares for Blair.
Churchill on the other hand, now THAT was a Prime Minister.

you phail. now go home.

Rogue For Hire 02-22-2009 03:45 PM

I just had to explain to Kookee who Tony Blair and Gordon Brown are...

Darth InSidious 02-22-2009 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rogue For Hire (Post 2593013)
I just had to explain to Kookee who Tony Blair and Gordon Brown are...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scar
bleh.

who cares for Blair.
Churchill on the other hand, now THAT was a Prime Minister.

you phail. now go home.

Since you had no clue who they were till five seconds ago, I say 'no u'.

Hired Rogue's R5 Unit 02-22-2009 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth InSidious (Post 2593010)
*Lightsabres R5 unit in two*

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Kuuki 02-22-2009 03:47 PM

LIES.

Darth InSidious 02-22-2009 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Hired Rogue's R5 Unit (Post 2593015)
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Ninja edits fail.

Also, you aren't a ghost - you're an R5 unit, which is quite lightsabre-able.

Kuuki 02-22-2009 03:48 PM

L
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S
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Rogue For Hire 02-22-2009 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scar Da Kookee (Post 2593016)
LIES.

Ye who lies first laughs last...

Kuuki 02-22-2009 03:50 PM

He just killed your R5 unit, and it sounds like you're taking his side!!

Know your roots RFH!!

He doesnt deserve Aresen blood in his nation!

Rogue For Hire 02-22-2009 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth InSidious (Post 2593010)
Reflex save. ^_^

*Lightsabres R5 unit in two*

Eh my R5 was insured for six times its value... Bo yea $ for me...


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