A Confession
 

I haven't posted in a while. There are many reasons. I needed... time. Time to think about what I'm about to tell you.

I have a confession to make.

I'm a guy. Male. XY chromosomes, external genitalia, uncomfortable family jewels, all of that. However, I spent much of my formative Internet years on this forum. During this, my first foray into the Internet, I kept secret almost every bit of personal information about myself that there was. My name, my state, my home country, even my gender. I was just a little paranoid.

Everyone here quickly got used to my ambiguity. Some people even turned it into a guessing game. I think some people were even disappointed when they eventually discovered my gender. Not necessarily by what gender it was, but because the confusion was gone.

And somewhere along the line... I grew to like the ambiguity. I started to glory in it. To feast on it. To splash in it like rain puddles. Some other inappropriate metaphors as well.

So... I made a choice. A significant one.

I'm getting a sex change. It was a hard decision, one that was a long time coming.

But I'm not becoming female. Oh no. (After all, I wouldn't want to be a chromosomally inferior version of leXX.)

I'm becoming a hermaphrodite.

I'm sure I can count on all of your support during this difficult time.

You're really bored, aren't you Pinky XD

what you need is some ever lasting sexual action babey

That's hardly a boring epiphany!

Ray: Are you offering? :D

Good luck Red. I know it can't have been an easy decision to make, but you must do whatever you feel will make you happy. :) How do your parents feel about it?

Well, I haven't told them yet, but I imagine they will be excited that their son could now potentially be a daddy and a mommy.

It's like two for the price of one!

Not enough pranks on this forum for an April Fool's Day. Not nearly enough. >.>

And for 10 bucks extra you can also be the family dog :D

God damn. I think this is the first April Fools joke I've ever fallen for. You had me Red. I HATE YOU. :xp:

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Oh, leXX, how we love you. :D

In fairness, I had to do a double-take when he linked me to it yesterday, to make sure what the date was. XD;; It's the kind of thing I almost expect from our dear Rewding. :xp:

This so gets a Jester award....

Aw! i missed all the 'action' :naughty:

I say we hold him (/her) to going through with it now... just to prove the point.

I don't really know what the point is... but the idea of forced gender reassignment makes me happy.

:joy:

Admit it ed, you want to get into the sack with Red. :dozey:

:joy:

Hmmm... Who says I haven't already? :naughty:

Things might just be getting a bit stale and predictable. Maybe I just want to shake things up a bit.

Shakin things up a bit?

oh, so you're going to stop being the 'taker' and be the 'giver'? :joy:

This way we could both be both... simultaneously.
All the bases covered... all the time!

Everybody loves you when you are bi... and hermaphroditic. :D

ah, putting the 'kink' back in 'kinky' :D

Well, look at Chyna the wrestler. She is clearly a hermaphrodite, yet many men dream of having sex with her. *shudders* And I mean this with all seriousness, I mean come on she has a penis!

Now that you've spoiled us all as to the secret, I'd rather not.

Though you clearly have. ;)

So was Jamie Lee Curtis.

What's up everyone.
Lovely discussion, as always. I always drop in on the most wonderful threads.

*lurk lurk and away!*

The scary thing is...
I missed my brother admitting he was a man... by 2 months.

All these years, I though he was a girl.

My daughter even calls him "auntie"... <_<

Whats Penny supposed to call you now?!?!

You try explaining what a hermaphrodite is to a one year old!! XD

my god....

I fukken lol'd.

So, I was playing Beneath a Steel Sky on my iPhone today, and came across this. I instantly thought of this thread. I wonder why? XD

http://www.lucasforums.com/picture.p...pictureid=4811

The main menu?

L.I.N.C.?

Geez, you guys are so stoooopid. You didn't notice the 'ITC'? Geez.

Oh... right... :indif:

Ahhhh!!! ZOMBIE THREAD RISES FROM THE GRAVE!!!


RUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!

Brainssss...

Brrrraaainnnsss...

Beneath a steel sky? I loved that game. But alas, it does not work on today's speedy computers.

You can download it for free from ScummVM, and it works really good. http://www.scummvm.org/downloads/

Yes, and ScummVM runs on like a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g, Linux, Mac, console, your phone. It's awesome.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ScummVM#Ports