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LOL awesome! :D

I just noticed they're playing Call of Duty.

Edit: and Hillary has a cornetto

On a similar topic:

http://www.galacticempiretimes.com/2...is-killed.html

The news of Edios being hacked.

They keep this up and people might actually go outside for more than once a year.

There's an "outside"?...

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=211118348922234 lol

All of this doomsday talk nonsense has gotten me on a real laugh track as of late, I haven't had such a good laugh in a long time...I need to send those guys a thank you letter for making me laugh.

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I don't know what is more sad. The fundamentalists, or the amount of people who will participate on that "joke"...

Ok, to sum up, according to this Harold Camping dude:
Great flood = 4990 BC*
Genesis 7:4: "Seven days from now I will send rain on the earth"
2 Peter 3:8 : 1 day = 1000 years*
7000 years from 4990 BC to 2011
Genesis 7:11: 17th day of the second month = May 21*
also
Jesus on the cross = April 1, 33 AD*
722,500 days from then till May 21 2011
(5 x 10 x 17)² = 722,500
5 = "atonement"*
7 = "completeness"*
17= "heaven"*

*because he says so

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/5...mwestbravo.jpg

Ah, I see where he got it wrong. He forgot to subtract one to honor the Hebrew god. That throws it off by like ten thousand years.


*high fives himself for making vague Indy reference*

Well there's the problem...

April Fools! :haw:

http://claegoater.files.wordpress.co...iracy-cat1.jpg

:lol:

Now we know why the religious elders got everyone to shout to free Barabbas. They just wanted to pull an April Fools prank on Jesus.

A corgi chasing its tail in a small plastic kids pool.

In the neigborhood I was in, watching across and down the street, 2 guys, each holding garbage cans and charging at each other. On top of a hill bank. They both landed on their asses and tumbled down.

I love yard work.

I would have to say this transmission to Picard. What an episode!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4XhdAhbGiM

My AT&T U-Verse account was suspended recently due to a billing issue. Since I had auto payment, I was kind of surprised. Anyways it was about a week until I was finally able to make the call. At one point during the call, the nice lady said to me "well you can always manage your bill, online at AT&T.com. (dramatic pause...) "No mam I can not manage my account online when I have lost the ability to be online, which was the original purpose of this phone call. Remember?"

Standards...

Oh and here is another...

For all of you who have AT&T, you have your account number memorized right? Yeah so it took the people at my local AT&T, an hour and a half, plus two phone calls...yes phone calls to retrieve my account number. Only then was I allowed to make a cash payment.

AT&T gets my lols for today, plus one big fat middle finger for ruining my Friday night plans.

Someone half asleep at their job pouring the seemingly small remainder of a pitcher into a glass and that glass ending up flooding. I don't mean by a trickle, I mean by a momentary splashing waterfall.

Put my first vinyl album on. It was a single with one song and three remixes. It was a full 12" but I didn't know it was a 45. So when I put it on at 33 1/3 the song was unrecognizable, then a man started singing when I was expecting a woman...

I lol'd

About a week ago, I shipped the bulk of my pre-owned PS2 inventory out to other stores, as the stuff was just collecting dust and not getting sold. So I finally pull the last of it off my sales floor, only to have people asking for it.

Last Saturday afternoon, an older guy comes in with his kid. "Where is your PS2?" Me: "I am sorry, we shipped it all out, and no longer carry it in my store!"
Customer: "When does PS3 come out?" Me: (awkward pause) "PS3 came out in 2007." Customer: "Well where is it?" Me: (another awkward pause) "Right behind you under the big sign that says "Playstation 3." Customer: "Do you have the systems in stock? Me: "Yes...several."

WTF?

Same day just prior to that conversation. Woman calls on the phone. "Do you have that one ring to rule them all?" My part timer took this call... She said; "you mean the Lord of the Rings games?" Customer: "no the actual ring!" Part timer: "no I am sorry, we don't have that." Me: "Did you tell her that Frodo threw into a volcano and it melted?" Her: "I wanted to tell her to contact Dr. Leonard Hofstadter, and Dr. Sheldon Cooper.(Big Bang Theory)"

http://lucasforums.com/showthread.php?t=208291 <-- this made me lol today :)

leXX kicking acdcfanbill butt will make me lol.

She'll come after me first, she always does XD

apparntly lexx is too tired from rioting to kick any butts :)

*dons hoody and kicks Bill in the bollocks*

Bloody hoodies!

They probably listen to Creed *shudders*