I don't know how effective a "guide" system would be, since most of us aren't online at the same time.
You'll never get to "Important Looking Pirate" (used to be Devil Skull for EMIers) through post counts, BTW.
"I am so sick of having to apologize for being an American! ... But I can't help but noticing that when people run to freedom, they tend to wash up on North American shores. This country is still the best that we've been able to do in the whole f***ing history of the planet."
--Fielding Pierce, Waking the Dead