[Heh. I did a thing like this on the XWA forums. Started years ago. Now onto part 9, and it's no longer bound to the Cantina]
*A tall bothan enters the cantina and sits at the bar. He wears red clothing and carries a blaster*
Guorask: I'm parched. Give me a Corellian ale.
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