Um.. there are supermods down here all the time. Remi and Benny are usually on the prowl, and if they think that's somethings up, they sort it. The regular mods also do a good job.
The whole porno thread being closed disgusted me. I mean, really. This forum doesn't need to be run in exactly the same way as all the Star Wars forums, and professor obi-wan shouldn't be sticking his nose in if he doesn't even post here.
And what makes you think that there isn't a private mod forum?
 Yes, posted without prior knowledge of above two posts, okay?