NO! How DARE you suggest I be nice! How DARE you!??? If you don't EMMEDIATELY, or possibly IMMEDIATELY, I don't know WHICH, RENAME this place, "The DONKEY Sactuary", I will LEAVE this place FOREVER. And THEN'LL you'll be really SORRY, and WISH I'd come BACK, but I WON'T. Ha Ha HA!
Donkey Sanctuary! Donkey Sanctuary! Donkey Sanctuary!
And yeah, I was thinking about gorilla suits and maybe even giraffe suits, if I can find long enough barge poles.
You might recognise me.