What sort of moron would call a child GUYBRUSH??
I'm gonna call my kid "Squall Leonhart".
Or maybe "Cloud Strife".
No, wait. I have a better idea. Ima call it... "Timothy Schafer" or "Bill Gates". Only probably with Bill Gates, is that it might accidently find that love song I wrote, and get the wrong idea. Eeughchkk.
No, seriously. I'm not gonna have any kids. It wouldn't be fair on humankind in general.
You might recognise me.