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Deac: We have a Cantina mobile?
*Syrnl pulls up in a flashy soprts car*
Syrnl: Hey Deac! See what the music industry can do!
*Everyone crams in*
Syrnl:Easy on the paintwork...I've only got ONE PAYMENT LEFT
Passing Cop: And I've only one day 'till retirement!
*Drops dead*
Deac: TO the Pole!
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North Pole
*Reletha walks in, dragging Dick Clark*
Reletha: See! Now let's see who the earth Hero comes to rescue first!
Minion: Uh.....Mr Goldfinger called. He's currently being foiled by Mr Bond so we'll have to find another hero to stop us.
Lokpihet: Is Buffy free? *Begins primping*
Minion: Sorry, also booked. It's a busy time of year.
Reletha: The A-Team?
Minion: Well, I think Mr T might be able to...
*The Darkstars shake their heads*
Lokpihet: It seems no one can stop us now!
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