*Odin and the other Aesir wander around*
Odin: This is boring, we need more suspense. I know.
*snapping his fingers. A giant meteor suddenly appears in the sky*
Odin: Nothing like a world ending event to create more drama.
Vidar: HOw about some superstorms over that useless country France.
*Snaps fingers, France is destroyed, the world begins to cheer*
Vidar: Not exactly what I wanted.
*Heimdall wakes up and goes down stairs. He quickly finds out that his family left him behind.
He orders a pizza, grabs some mead, and sits down to watch some movies.*
"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
Official Forum Expert on Norse Mythology
As Odin says in the Hovamal:
"Praise no day 'til evening; no wife 'til on her pyre; no sword 'til tested;
no maid 'til bedded; no ice 'til crossed;
no ale 'til drunk."