*Deac barges straight into the workshop and runs over to Santa*
Deac: You're real!
Father Christmas: Of course I am. I just have every parent tell their children I don't exist so I don't get found out. But Lokpihet's been planning this for a long time. He gloated, and told me that he formed Lokpicorp to dominate the toy market and put me out of business!
Syrnl: The fiend! I'm so proud!
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