Deac: No more time for spoofs!
*Frees Dick Clark.*
Deac: Right, our work here is done
*Lokpihet's cellphone rings again. When he tries to answer it it opens a portal, sucking our heroes back to the Cantina*
Syrnl: That was fun!
Orthos: Hey! A tree! With Presents...
Deac: Well, what have we learnt? That kidnapping celebrities ultimately fails? That 90% of phones are not properly used, often with disasterous results? That music does really pass the time?
Or that Christmas might be about more than presents and money.
*The Darkstars open their presents*
Orthos: "Dismembered Ewoks Greatest Hits" .Great
Deac: Cool! A new arm attachment for all my kitchen needs!
MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE CANTINA.
Until Next YEAR.....
Deac: Purveyor of Fine Quality Postage Since 2001