[Mickey Bitsko]

But you just know if the show came out today it would probably be more like Smallville, with every episode taking place around Indy's hometown ("Jeepers, Dad, I found the Shroud of Turin in our backyard!"), and featuring an overly curious buxom half-Navaho girlfriend and a best friend named Adolph who has an unusually intense interest in the Sword of Longinus. This week's episode: Can Indy keep Adolph from stepping over to the dark side and moving to Vienna?