But you just know
But you just know if the show came out today it would probably be more like Smallville, with every episode taking place around Indy's hometown ("Jeepers, Dad, I found the Shroud of Turin in our backyard!"), and featuring an overly curious buxom half-Navaho girlfriend and a best friend named Adolph who has an unusually intense interest in the Sword of Longinus. This week's episode: Can Indy keep Adolph from stepping over to the dark side and moving to Vienna?
"What one man can invent another can discover" -- Sherlock Holmes