You realise that the "stay-the-same" pattern would have actually been easier than what you did
Okay, well, as you can probably tell by the looks of it, it took more than 20 minutes to do... but seeing as I did it around 2 years ago, it really only took me about 5 minutes to find where I'd it hosted and link to it here.
Hmm, lets see, I want... a cabin boy up in the crows nest of a ship.