"Have you guys noticed how Ave seems to attract randoms alot?"
A bolt hit the seat just as the door opened and everyone looked up and remembered that Mayhem was still there.
"Anyway," Jimmy went on, "If Ave can get people here all the time then so can I!"
*St. Jimmy rips through the fabric of coolness and pulls out...* "A Spartan!" He yelled.
"okay MC, You have to go and 'commandere' that Wienermobile!" Jimmy ordered.
"But I'm not-"
"I don't care just hurry up!"
So the Spartan (who's armour was a strange tinge of blue) carefully approached the vehicle. and was immediately run over.
"What!?" Jimmy yelled. "Hey what's that writing hanging in the air? 'H377R4I23R was splattered by the Wienermobile?' Oh, Bloody hell! I just got a n00b killed from a multiplayer game!"
"So what now?" Pyro asked.