You know, I've thought a lot about this issue too....and I have to admit it's the most entertaining thing I've read all day.
save maybe for that topic on how your parents told you "the facts of life."
"So if you go to Washington, it's buildings clean and nice. Bring a pack of matches...and we'll burn the White House twice!"
"Nobody's talking about extermination. No one ever does. They just do it." - Magneto
"Don't solicit for your sister, that's not nice, unless you get a good percentage of her price."