Kyle took my carrot and threw a drumstick at his computer to wholly emancipate an elephant which was bleeding because a banana had penetrated the deep nether regions but then, a woodpecker caught the banana and the drumstick and helped the elephant jump over a puddle of blood that Alice Cooper had created because she slaughtered an innocent woodpecker. But, his computer was hacked by the ever so daring individual that goes by the moniker, "silent but noisy, small but big, stupid yet macs suck". Then the same boy took out a machete and went to Hooters, killed himself before he cleaned his room up and had pancakes to get a Hitman rating on Craigslist.
Kyle saw Jerec slice Alice's head in two even pieces, then he had some ice cream at the nearest phone, up on the Manhattan subway station
If I die today, I'm happy how my life turned out