The Ebon Hawk traveled across the surface of a ocean planet that had french fries for buildings and tacos for currency. Its name was Ham burgler so full of meat stealing purple hairy goblins who beat children. So Darth Mash said, "GO AWAY, ye trespasser this is the greatest pirate port, chicken restaurant, sports arena and brothel the galaxy has never wanted until HK47 assassinated the purple goblins who lived here!"
However, then his mother walked in bear poo and ate
"There's gotta be a better way to make a living"