Some lame ones...
Whenever you see an apple, you duck out of the way hoping it doesn't explode
You tape a stick to your motorcycle and go out running over all the kids on Halloween night
You and your friend are in his car when you see a guy dressed up as a stormtrooper. You tell your friend to turn left but it's too late... as you get out of the car, you see the guy lying on the ground and shout "Victory!"