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Old 02-22-2009, 03:15 PM   #4
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Originally Posted by Darth InSidious View Post
We, Darathy InSidious, by the Grace of Stoffe, the Holy Ubernaut Emperor, declares Aresen a Dominion of our glorious empire, and demands the immediate surrender of the so-called Imperial 'government' of Aresen, on pain of being overrun by Valley Girls armed with copies of Funky Town.
You'd better do as he says. Furthermore, as your forces are absorbed into our own Imperial Forces, you shall be forced to change the lifting agent of your blimps to Helium, or suffer the consequences.
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