"My old place." He approaches a small door, and places his boot against it. he presses lightly and the door flies into the darkness. He shuts off the torch, and all is quiet. A couple moments pass is pure darkness... and flashes of red light are seen inside the room, blood-curdling howls of death are heard.
A long time ago... In... 1987... Came the world's greatest Sci-Fi spoof from a Jewish Man's Basement. Long Live President Scroob.