Uh, what's the point of thread, anyway? Anyone with a brain can tell that no one can provide an answer that will satisfy the OP, making this thread and several other similarly-themed ones seem like little more than thinly-disguised trolling expeditions.
Oh, wait: I think that I just answered my own question.
"They should rename the team to the Washington Government Sucks. Put Obama on the helmet. Line the entire walls of the stadium with the actual text of the ACA.
Fix their home team score on the board to the debt clock, they can win every game 17,000,000,000,000 to 24. Losing team gets taxed by the IRS 100%, then droned."