Bad idea b/c you might be getting filmed on a security camera. (upside is that you can quit saying..."would you like fires w/that").
Make politicians run a huge maze or even compete on one of those crazy Japanese games shows. If they win in the alloted time, they can get their bills voted on in Congress (not necessarily passed, though).
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman