Bad idea, because even if the dark side has cookies, some whiny little blond farm boy is going to botch the whole deal.
Originally Posted by Totenkopf
Bad idea b/c you might be getting filmed on a security camera. (upside is that you can quit saying..."would you like fires w/that").
That's okay, throwing dead mice in the fryer is getting a little boring since Anderson never comes around anymore for "large fries, pie, and large coffee" like he used to before and after the foot doctor.
Blowing the cookie monster's head off with an AK-47 and telling the kids that sesame street isn't real. Then shooting up with elmo, and smoking one with Kermt and Big Bird.