Bad idea, it would glow so stinkin' much at night you'd never sleep.
Sending an obnoxious tall and fat sheriff in to a neighborhood of dwarves and midgets to negate noise complaints...like that episode on mad tv. I just don't remember the rest of it.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.