I'd find some way to obtain hot fluid to thaw my tongue off of it.
WWYDI those fat hairy ugly bag lady redneck hoe mistresses Totenkopf mistook for mine, were jumping on trampolines and they all landed on you when you weren't looking?
We'll murder them all, amid laughter and merriment...except for the few we take home to experiment!
"I cant see S***! --YOU GO TO HELL!" --Tourettes guy