I'd start killing people with a giant "toy" and jack enough cash to pay it all back.
WWYDI Violent J took a **** on a teacher's desk--belonging to a teacher you resented. Then his buddy Shaggy 2 Dope decided to skullF*** William Ayers with a broomstick through his eyesockets?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.