The debate over it (already having reached that conclusion by majority) could now be given a rest because it is a cow that has been milked dry. (Learn some spelling, ya big oafy hairball!)
What if Alkonium needed a bath?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.