I'd probably whip out my exploding doodie grenade and make a break for the nearest window. It's just S.O.P. for me.
What if real life applied to SMB and how many times the princesses have been kidnapped?
We'll murder them all, amid laughter and merriment...except for the few we take home to experiment!
"I cant see S***! --YOU GO TO HELL!" --Tourettes guy