I'd probably whip out my exploding doodie grenade and make a break for the nearest window. It's just S.O.P. for me.
What if real life applied to SMB and how many times the princesses have been kidnapped?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.