I want to recommend THE SITH LORD COMMANDER CRACKEN EL SIDIOUS for Forum Jester.
1) He's the 2nd most infamous asian on the forum
2) find him in a rant. (even my rants cant sometimes compare)
3) He's asian and wants to rule the world. (as he protests)
4) I know the guy
personally. (check the url)
5) He's asian, and if you disagree
Niner will flame you (cus he's always grumpy)
6) there is no reason #6
7) he only makes dates with women who can answer the question "what is
42"
8) read #6
9) just like #8, #9 does not have a reason
10) Cmdr Cracken owns your soul, just like
Shang Tsung.