Funny though you should mention it, I actually had one of those just the other day. I Copied the message and went to our dear beloved Network Caretaker with it.
I tell ya she's really somethin'!
I think she deserves an award of some kind for her diligence and hard work.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.