Ceramic statue of Native American chief fell and attacked me. Mangled my primary (left) hand a little bit when I tried to catch it. My fingers are a bit swollen, the statue shattered. I'm pissed off about both.
Missed my jury summons over a month ago and now I have to report in for both make-up and to explain why I missed the first. Will probably get a fine.
Son of a bitch. Like I need to lose any more money.