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Old 07-12-2010, 03:00 AM   #603
Darth Avlectus
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I'd buy that for a dollar
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: My pervert mansion
Posts: 4,397
Current Game: A dirty old man.
Ceramic statue of Native American chief fell and attacked me. Mangled my primary (left) hand a little bit when I tried to catch it. My fingers are a bit swollen, the statue shattered. I'm pissed off about both.

Missed my jury summons over a month ago and now I have to report in for both make-up and to explain why I missed the first. Will probably get a fine.

Son of a bitch. Like I need to lose any more money.

That's right, Bixby Snyder folks.
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