OK, I need to get a hold of one of cheap, up to date Intel laptop and see if I can get these games to run on it. I have a 3 year old one that runs them just fine, but these newer ones don't and I can't figure out why without having one to play around with.
"They should rename the team to the Washington Government Sucks. Put Obama on the helmet. Line the entire walls of the stadium with the actual text of the ACA.
Fix their home team score on the board to the debt clock, they can win every game 17,000,000,000,000 to 24. Losing team gets taxed by the IRS 100%, then droned."