What about people who voluntarily (or as reprimand by staff) had their post count nerfed?
Are we giving badges to all the inactive people once they hit 5 years or do they need to have been active for some time? What ratio or criteria would you use to figure that out?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.