You don't want any of our regulars in here.
They used to be pleasant, but then something happened and they... changed...
Even so, I have to say, I always interpreted Fred as not actually being related to Napoleon and in fact, only made an image of him as an extension of his own ego being battered down by finally losing, coupled with the psitanium exposure.
This is why he can't beat him, not his defeatist attitude, but because Napoleon essentially represents his overbearing desire to win.
I'm done putting links in my signature because every time I do it just links to some old crap I've long since stopped updating.