*twirls mustachio*
What's this? The Americans' taxmaster is dead?! As was long expected by Her Majesty's government, the Americans are not fit to have their own government - they are incapable of protecting their taxmasters from death. It is only fitting that they bow down to Her Majesty's Imperial Tax Department, the one taxmaster that shall never die!
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Together, America shall be ours once again!
