Originally Posted by purifier
Alien 1: Hey, what were those bi-pedal things down there that you eradicated BTW?
Alien 2: Meh, overgrown cockroaches.
Alien CO: We just got word from command - Earth-people are NOT to be harmed, I repeat, Earth-people are NOT to be harmed, do you copy?
*Aliens 1 and 2 look at each other*