Originally Posted by MuseMatt
This tells me that your game isn't patched.
If you can get it to run on your Intel GPU, great, but don't be surprised if you can't. It's hit-or-miss with officially unsupported GPUs.
"They should rename the team to the Washington Government Sucks. Put Obama on the helmet. Line the entire walls of the stadium with the actual text of the ACA.
Fix their home team score on the board to the debt clock, they can win every game 17,000,000,000,000 to 24. Losing team gets taxed by the IRS 100%, then droned."