Bad idea for apple, those who tend to to keep up with the new trend, are left behind in the end.
Using a hard to find "AC flyback transformer" on the power supply for a "home made plasma globe". (trust me search relevant terms and you probably will find your answer fairly easy, hint "Greg's")
"I wasn't counting cards, I was cheating."
"Ugh. you give me hives."
"It's Tee-revor time!!!"