Favorite Tom Green episode: The one where he pulled the british guard and bicycle shorts with a loudspeaker act while his pal carted him along like chinese pull taxi. Getting up and screaming "BBBLLLLLLEEEEEEHHHHH!!!" at random people sitting and eating minding their own business.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.