Good idea: Red eye doesn't talk too much serious business anyway and yet you always come away with such irony of truth.
Making a lightsaber out of ultrasabers' LED module and a 45 degree curved plastic bell-ended electrician's pipe and whatever else is required. (One of my current projects.)
We'll murder them all, amid laughter and merriment...except for the few we take home to experiment!
"I cant see S***! --YOU GO TO HELL!" --Tourettes guy