Good idea: Red eye doesn't talk too much serious business anyway and yet you always come away with such irony of truth.
Making a lightsaber out of ultrasabers' LED module and a 45 degree curved plastic bell-ended electrician's pipe and whatever else is required. (One of my current projects.)
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.