I think I'd just release it somewhere cuz I don't keep slaves. Maybe in Canada. Or perhaps Chinatown in 'Frisco CA. Of course if it wanted to learn American English and support itself and move in I'd gladly keep it as a roommate.
what would you do with a rat infestation and no professional exterminator willing to do the job?
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