Bad idea.....about as good an idea as tricking them into eating real meat. 
Training a dolphin to attach a limpet mine to a Greenpeace ship and then to frolic in the water from a safe distance to keep the wackjobs from realizing what's just happened. 
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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