(You're lucky I couldn't find the "picture unrelated" of the nekkid guy pulling his jackass into the water via rope)
Using anvils as rocks if you were big and strong enough to simply pick one up with one hand and chuck it as you would a baseball.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.